We have done all we can do to clean up this recording. I must apologize that there are bits of it we cannot recover. I suppose I could pull notes from other sources, but to be honest with everything happening so quickly after this meeting, there were few notes to be found. Not to mention it is fascinating to hear the relationships between the crew and how they worked together first hand. (I am trying to find a way to get these in a format I can post on line- so you can actually listen to them! So far the quality has been very poor indeed. Along the same lines it is my intention to collect our adventures into an annual anthology. Being isolated and . . . well . . . trying to remain off certain authorities radars has made doing so a bit of a challenge. I am confident we will figure something out in the end!)
Where was I? Oh, yes. I am setting up what you are about to read. As you know, The Good Airship Lollygag has had to make an emergency return to the Union States as the newly installed President Abraham Lincoln has barely escaped assassination (thanks in no small part to the involvement of Addy Windrush) and the Secessionists behind the assassination plot have laid siege to Washington DC. The recordidng transcript you are about to read is from one of Carter Twyllodrous’s Bugs that overheard a strategy meeting of just how the crew of the Good Airship Lollygag intends to intervene.
Again I apologize that there are bits missing of the discussion. I think however that it is a coherent whole. ~ The Archivist
Carter Twyllodrous Bug Transcript 05020614
DINK GODSPEED: If everyone is settled in, I’d like to go ahead and start. As most of you are well aware, there has been an assassination attempt on the life of then newly elected Union States President. We have an inside source that experienced the attempt first hand. What we do know is that the assassination was the a plot funded by the Maryland Secessionists. But it was not their only plan. Our inside source informed us that they had also been amassing a militia filled out by a large number of mercenary troops. My good friend Allan Pinkerton and his own detective force have been keeping the Maryland Secessionists at bay and out of DC. But they can’t hold out indefinitely. That is where we and this ship and her crew will be coming in. We have been hired by Pinkerton to deliver supplies to the besieged citizens of Washington DC.
RYAN JAMES TRAVIS: So we are goin’ to stir up a hornet’s nest. That’s the long and short of it, I reckon.
ROBIN SWIFT: We certainly can count on opposition to a supply run. But I get the feeling there is more to this scheme.
DINK: Indeed. Seamus what is the state of our weapons systems.
SEAMUS O’LEARY: The same as the last time you asked me, in no condition for duty. We cannibalized them t [garbled static] . . .demon spawn deci . . . [garbled static] . . . I need at least a mile of cable to get everything back on line. That could . . . [garbled static] . . . time seems to be something we won’t have.
RYAN: Well, lets say we can get you your mile of cable, you’ve got the team to pull this off. So stop puttin’ up a fuss. You just don’t want this here ship to see any kind of action.
SEAMUS: She’s seen plenty of action. Sabotage! Voodoo! A plague of pygmy llamas! And now you want her to face incoming fire on purpose!
TORI KVASNIKOFF: She was built for that Mr. O’Leary. I believe you design her that way. She is full of surprises, yah? Superior speed, agility, and firepower her primary functions, yah? Do you not desire to see how she handles in environment for which you created her?
SEAMUS: I am aware of how I designed this ship. I just hoped I would get a few good voyages out of her before putting her in the line of fire. Fine get me the cable in New Amsterdam and I’ll get this ship ready for anything you want to throw at it.
TORI: Which is what Mr. Godspeed? If supply run is not primary objective, what is?
DINK: We are go . . . [garbled static] . . . DC. Or at the very least . . . [garbled static]
TORI: Might I speak what is on everyone’s mind, yah? This is a bit too open of approach. We are not military outfit. This is not warship. We risk much just to transform the Lollygag to reveal her hidden self in . . . [garbled static]
DINK: I am aware of that.But the Godspeed Merchant Fleet is renowned for its first class security. That is why we are hired to carry the most valuable cargo through the most dangerous routes. I think of this as an excellent opportunity to show the world we remain the top in our business.
RYAN: This cowboy is never opposed to going in guns blazing.
ROBIN: If we wanted to leave DC in the same way we left Boeseburg, that might work. I believe our first duty is to . . . [garbled static]. . . suggest a more clandestine approach.
RYAN: If memory serves, that was the plan in Boeseburg and that didn’t work out too well.
ADDY WINDRUSH: What other outcome did you expect teaming up with X? There’s a large force of Pinkertons on the inside of DC. We will have the ad . . . [garbled static] . . . ell trained disciplined allies. Pinkerton himself is . . . [garbled static] . . . I can promise you Kate Warne has already come up with . . . [garbled static]
RYAN: Well even if they are willing to help us, there’s no way they would know what we are planning! We can’t risk . . . [garbled static] . . . has long since been cut.
ADDY:That’s why as soon as we have a plan, I am writing up an article to send to Glad. Kate and I have a cipher code we use. We will just make sure . . . [garbled static] . . . I can guarantee they have spies in the Secessionist’s camps. They will get the message.
TORI: You are putting our battle plan in newspaper? You want Secessionists to know we are coming, yah? You want them looking for us?
DINK: In a manner of speaking. In the article Addy will write about how I personally took the job, knowing that it would endanger our flagship, on a bet we couldn’t pull it off.
ROBIN: Let me guess, a bet with Kirk Picard Sr. of the French Star Fleet?
DINK: Junior, actually. Addy arranged it before we left Vienna.
ROBIN: I wasn’t aware she was taking visitors while she was fainted away for days on end.
ADDY: It was a matter of a simple letter exchange requesting an unspecified favor. He was gracious enough to be complicit in our little ruse.
ROBIN: So now not only do we owe that fop an unspecified favor in return, but the most weaselly, social climbing, womanizing, gossip in Europe is privy to the fact we are going in to DC under a false pretense? Oh, that won’t come back to haunt us at all.
ADDY: No one can deny that Kirk Junior a womanizer and a bit of gossip, but I don’t hold that against you. Some people are more than they seem Captain Swift. I trust him.
ROBIN: Well, I am glad we know where your loyalties lie.
TORI: Honorable Captain, Earnest Addy, may we put aside lover’s spat and . . .
[Garbled static, punctuated by sounds of protestation.]
RYAN: [Hardy laughter can be heard along with the sound of what is most like the slapping of the table- then a leg.] You tell ’em! It is good to have you back Tori!
[A rather long section of garbled static]
SEAMUS: . . . ‘ve painted a target on the side of the ship. Now wha. . .
[More prolonged garbled static]
NATHAN REYNOLDS: . . . ground forces. I’ve got Jackie Li with me. The best Drunken Master I’ve ever seen . . . [garbled static] . . . Van Solo. Admittedly . . . [garbled static] he w . . . [garbled static] shoot first . . . . [garbled static] . . . take a company of our mercenaries . . . . [garbled static] . . . the south road . . . [garbled static] . . . cover you.
TORI: Ryan, Robin, and Addy are headed straight for the White House, yah? Might I suggest you take the Fire Mage with you.
RYAN: Now wait a minute. Kira’s not . . .
TORI: [garbled static] . . . I think it best. . . . [garbled static]
DINK: I trust Commander Tori in these matters. I am glad you are back to take the helm . . . [garbled static]
[Extended period of static]
ROBIN: Having the Secessionists eyes on the sky is one thing, but do we risk flying all the way there in warship mode . . . [garbled static] . . .
TORI: . . . [garbled static] how long does transformation take?
[Another longer stint of garbled static]
RYAN: So we need someway to make sure all eyes stay on the Lollygag and buy her sometime to transform . . . . [garbled static] . . .
ROBIN: . . . [garbled static] . . . Andreas can make . . . [garbled static] . . . that would provide cover and give us time. . . [garbled static]
RYAN: I won’t deny that boy is good with incendiary devices. . . [garbled static]
SEAMUS [nearly shouting]: . . . [garbled static- or string of expletives. You are free to decide which] . . . blow up my ship! And here I thought with Addy not being on board things might have a chance of going smoothly. . . [garbled static] . . .
ADDY: . . . [garbled static] . . . Seamus, you . . . [garbled static] . . .
[Elongated patch of garbled static]
DINK: I don’t think we should get the Painted Ponies involved outside of transport . . . [garbled static]
ADDY: . . . [garbled static] . . . having eyes in the sky to observe both the ground and the ship. . . [garbled static]
DINK: . . . a solid plan.
TORI: I like it. It is straight forward and sneaky. What we do best, yah?